I was looking through an old article ideas file and this was in there for some reason:
Bizarre dream: Portal/Wayne’s World sequel, in which Wayne and Garth get ahold of a Portal gun and try to use it to break into the Loch Ness monster. Garth: “If you’re going to shave…shave inside the Loch Ness Monster!”
I do not remember having this dream, nor do I remember putting it in this file, nor do I know why I thought it would make for an interesting article. I did end up publishing it though, so good going sleeping me, I guess?