Zombies are dead, right? As in, ceased to be living, they are corpses just shambling along without their resident spirit, waiting to be put down by some nerd in a fedora or whatever. Whether it’s the old zombies and being done by magic, or new zombies and being done by infection, they’re dead.
So a bunch of people get turned into zombies, but they still have shit they never did, so now they’re ghosts, yeah? And they see their own dead bodies going around being assholes, so they decide they have to do something about it. This is a great idea, guys.
But I hate zombies so I want somebody else to write it. Fuck.